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CoffeeInducedComas

handjob:

when your game freezes and you haven’t saved in a while

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sushinfood:

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

okay this one made me laugh

sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

fake-mermaid:

why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead

breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult